Hey, hasn't anybody killed those stupid zombies yet? I wanna get back to hunting for the treasure.

[Really, this zombie movie has gone on for too long. It was looking like Sealand would have to embark on an epic zombie slaying quest. ]

Does anyone have a chainsaw or a machete? Those are always good against zombies.

[Sealand is standing in the upstairs hallway outside the Panic room. He tried to enter several times, but the eerie, oppressive atmosphere in the room has kept him out. In frustration, he's calling the network.]

Hey, what's with this creepy room with the book? It's..... really weird.

[On the evening of February 24th, an optimistic micronation enters the mansion. He's all set to search for that treasure. Maybe there'll be a prize if he finds it first! Like more treasure. Secret treasure. Man, those other nations are gonna be so sorry they didn't acknowledge him when they had the chance. Especially when he shows up with secret ( Read more... )